This was always my favorite

His spatial relations, boy. That room exists well beyond the bounds of normal physics. πŸ˜‚

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cobysev@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This sounds like every dream I've ever had where I'm being pursued and need to outrun something.

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Therein lies the humor

can@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

His spatial relations, boy. That room exists well beyond the bounds of normal physics. πŸ˜‚

You really feel the motion!

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Joke is on the Timberwolves. They're going to be sliding around too

rdri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Until they realize they can get you faster if they run in opposite directions.

474D@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I mean he wasn't making it even without the limitations

v8bmx3@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

πŸ˜‚

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

waxing floors is a wholly new concept to me, people do that?

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

I actually don’t think they do anymore. I never considered that before

ArtieShaw@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

It's old. I remember detergent commercials from the early '80s that claimed they were the best for "no wax floors "

"Mom, do we have a no wax floor?"

"Have you ever seen me wax the floor!!?"

It was definitely a thing.