The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
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Stabbi@midwest.social · 22 pts · 1y
The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ricotta is a boring cheese. No cheese flavor just white mush. Gross
Stabbi@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, fancy cottage cheese
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!
SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.
ValorieAF@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Feta cheese on pizza is delicious
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Yup, the weird cheeses.
But yeah, it is delicious.
nickhammes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I will not stand for this gorgonzola slander
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Paneer pizza
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I bet I could come up with five non-weird cheeses pretty easily.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.
fluxion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn't make it better!
MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Denethor prefers tomatoes raw. More explosive power.
cron@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Five pizzas?
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Boromir would have-a brought-a five.
Xenny@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Boromir would have brought one with tomatoes on it
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
When your son brings you a pizza but there's no tomato sauce.
kindenough@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 1y
Well yeah you fucking cannibal.