I was looking up my symptoms and google suggested that I could have been in a car crash or mauled by a bear.
I don't remember either of those happening, so I must have memory loss too.
Like the time I had neck pain on one side and webMD convinced me I had some kind of cancer. Turned out the armrest on my ergonomic chair had dropped. Good times.
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0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster · 19 pts · 3y
ChatGPT: You're gonna die.
Still, I would consult a physician, since I'm just an AI chat bot.
18107@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 3y
I was looking up my symptoms and google suggested that I could have been in a car crash or mauled by a bear.
I don't remember either of those happening, so I must have memory loss too.
investorsexchange@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y
I’m making a medical diagnosis AI. It’s pretty simple. First, it asks for your symptoms. Then, it tells you that you’re clinically dead.
QualisArtifexPereo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Like a Magic 8 Ball, but all of the answers are "Turbo-Cancer."
VoxAdActa@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
"Clearly, the only possible cause is that you're leaking cerbrospinal fluid." -WebMD
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
PennyAndAHalf@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
Like the time I had neck pain on one side and webMD convinced me I had some kind of cancer. Turned out the armrest on my ergonomic chair had dropped. Good times.
Ryan213@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
[mysterious ad about funeral homes appear]
KuudereEnthusiast@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
bing will have Yakuza 0 Kuze Finger cut scene
bemenaker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Tldr: you're dead already, and you don't even know it yet
TheKarion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y
"Sorry, Billy. It's the finger cancer."