What's wrong with me?!?!

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10 Comments

0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster · 19 pts · 3y

ChatGPT: You're gonna die.

Still, I would consult a physician, since I'm just an AI chat bot.

18107@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 3y

I was looking up my symptoms and google suggested that I could have been in a car crash or mauled by a bear.
I don't remember either of those happening, so I must have memory loss too.

investorsexchange@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I’m making a medical diagnosis AI. It’s pretty simple. First, it asks for your symptoms. Then, it tells you that you’re clinically dead.

QualisArtifexPereo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

Like a Magic 8 Ball, but all of the answers are "Turbo-Cancer."

VoxAdActa@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

"Clearly, the only possible cause is that you're leaking cerbrospinal fluid." -WebMD

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
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PennyAndAHalf@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

Like the time I had neck pain on one side and webMD convinced me I had some kind of cancer. Turned out the armrest on my ergonomic chair had dropped. Good times.

Ryan213@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

[mysterious ad about funeral homes appear]

KuudereEnthusiast@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

bing will have Yakuza 0 Kuze Finger cut scene

bemenaker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Tldr: you're dead already, and you don't even know it yet

TheKarion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
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TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y

"Sorry, Billy. It's the finger cancer."