Every home should have one

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16 Comments

SurfinBird@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When the light is green, the smork is clean

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y

When the light is brown the smork is frown.

pezhore@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I want one. But only if it screams, "ALAM! ALAM!" when it's set off.

BleakBluets@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

"Woah oh Blek Berty"

fossphi@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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Mim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

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Pissman2020@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Woa-oh black betty

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

AMBEL

RAMPS

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Sounds Australian

desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car's extended warranty

nialv7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

They put "smok alam" there and their boss was like "you missed an R there bud" and they were like "i got you"

JATtho@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

o ou mean smirk?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

"SMORK ALAM" sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

i prefer smonk alonks