It's good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren't toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person's mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don't trust edible "glue".
I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…
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deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
Looks like they used cookie dough instead of pizza dough so it melted.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ohh that makes sense.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Ed...ward....
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren't toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person's mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don't trust edible "glue".
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…
…until today.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
I would love to keep an eye to my oven live stream while I code. But ain't no way I'm installing any apps or letting a stove talk outside my LAN
kinkjames@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
I think it was Mark Rober that put a thermal camera in his microwave? Pretty cool lol
ATDA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
We're all beautiful on the inside. Or at the least we all look the same once consumed.