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eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 75 pts · 1y (10 replies)

TIL that my vagina evolved before bees...

pocketman_stuck@lemmy.eco.br · 55 pts · 1y (2 replies)

TIL I am a fly

Im_old@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

They made a movie about you (and me) then!

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Okay, let's see... tallest... building... with roof access... near me...

Okay guys I'll be right back.

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Rotting flesh? ... You should probably go to a doctor

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Twist: she is a corpse

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

She still wrote a comment, therefore zombussy.

Im_old@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

So I went and had a quick look and you are not wrong. Let's say that vulvas appeared with mammals. Mammals (well, the modern-ish kind of mammals) evolved about 250 millions of years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_mammals

Bees "only" 120m years ago https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/07/31/bees-likely-evolved-from-ancient-supercontinent-earlier-than-suspected/

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

TIL that @eestileib@sh.itjust.works is over 120 million years old

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

That’s… that’s not how it’s supposed to be.

klemptor@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y

Girl get you some metrogel....

OpenStars@discuss.online · 45 pts · 1y (4 replies)

So after we kill off all the bees then... not all of the flowers will die, is one conclusion we can take from this? :-|

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Im_old@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just the ones that we need for food, no biggie /s

OpenStars@discuss.online · 15 pts · 1y

According to some time travelers (allusion to HG Wells The Time Machine), we'll simply start eating humans.

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unrelatedkeg@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yup, just the ones that don't produce fruit and mell like rotting flesh...

OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

So, there's that then, to look forward to... :-|

Screamium@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!

fireweed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Magnolias have entered the chat

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If it's easier to attract flies with honey than it is with vinegar, how come flies don't be trying to go after beehives? 🤔

Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Maybe its the dung and corpse flies they are after