c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1y🤢🤮🤢 523 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 75 pts · 1y
TIL that my vagina evolved before bees...
pocketman_stuck@lemmy.eco.br · 55 pts · 1y
TIL I am a fly
Im_old@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
They made a movie about you (and me) then!
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Okay, let's see... tallest... building... with roof access... near me...
Okay guys I'll be right back.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 30 pts · 1y
Rotting flesh? ... You should probably go to a doctor
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Twist: she is a corpse
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
She still wrote a comment, therefore zombussy.
Im_old@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
So I went and had a quick look and you are not wrong. Let's say that vulvas appeared with mammals. Mammals (well, the modern-ish kind of mammals) evolved about 250 millions of years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_mammals
Bees "only" 120m years ago https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/07/31/bees-likely-evolved-from-ancient-supercontinent-earlier-than-suspected/
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
TIL that @eestileib@sh.itjust.works is over 120 million years old
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
That’s… that’s not how it’s supposed to be.
klemptor@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y
Girl get you some metrogel....
OpenStars@discuss.online · 45 pts · 1y
So after we kill off all the bees then... not all of the flowers will die, is one conclusion we can take from this? :-|
Im_old@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Just the ones that we need for food, no biggie /s
OpenStars@discuss.online · 15 pts · 1y
According to some time travelers (allusion to HG Wells The Time Machine), we'll simply start eating humans.
unrelatedkeg@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
Yup, just the ones that don't produce fruit and mell like rotting flesh...
OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
So, there's that then, to look forward to... :-|
Screamium@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!
fireweed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Magnolias have entered the chat
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 1y
If it's easier to attract flies with honey than it is with vinegar, how come flies don't be trying to go after beehives? 🤔
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Maybe its the dung and corpse flies they are after