A group of us got into an elevator to go down a floor and the elevator went up instead. Someone said "I guess you have to go up before you can go down".
My wife's granddad was a carpenter and lost some fingers to the saw. He's also a hunter and when I asked how he can shoot without fingers she said: "a stump is enough" and I just had to
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KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 56 pts · 3y
"I often sit at home and rub my carpet."
I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, the Lowes flooring associate said this to me when I was booking installation services.
Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Are you married to her now?
buycurious@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 3y
“I was on my knees this entire weekend.”
Someone was describing how they’d been pulling out weeds out of their garden.
hoodlem@hoodlem.me · 21 pts · 3y
Me talking about my dad’s new truck: “This is the nicest, biggest backseat I’ve ever been in”
collin93@feddit.nl · 18 pts · 3y
A group of us got into an elevator to go down a floor and the elevator went up instead. Someone said "I guess you have to go up before you can go down".
Pooptimist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
My wife's granddad was a carpenter and lost some fingers to the saw. He's also a hunter and when I asked how he can shoot without fingers she said: "a stump is enough" and I just had to