c/programmer_humor · by leftenddev@slrpnk.net · 1yBest kind of turnover 592 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 1y
It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.
djehuti@programming.dev · 74 pts · 1y
It's a great place to be from!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Apple is Ohio?
Tja@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Skibidi.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
OK Zoomer
datavoid@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Isn't it past your bedtime?
datavoid@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Disrespectful young whippersnapper
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
Just killed a man...
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Put an iPhone against his head,
pulled my trigger
Now he's dead
Trail@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Was he holding it wrong?
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Israeli parts
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Never said otherwise
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 1y
gmtom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah that's generally how past tense works
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Conversely, I know numerous people that continue to work for other companies.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 65 pts · 1y
Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.
psud@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y
I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I love 'em just like that. In my family, they're a lovely occasional treat, especially around new year's since at least one of my parents doesn't like the locally traditional oliebollen.
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 1y
https://www.newsweek.com/tourist-menu-abroad-cope-what-get-instead-1960207