c/dadjokes · by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 3yWhere do otters keep their money? In the riverbank. 151 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
is that how they avoid loansharks?
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
I can’t tell you. It’s a sea-cret!
ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
what, is there a codfishdentiality clause now?
habanhero@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 3y
But it's the cashflow that keeps them afloat.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
And that’s why they have good money flow
Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
Why do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping?
Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 3y
Under my mattress, duh
loopgru@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Unless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.
j4k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
It's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
It’s seems like they have good fin-ancial advisors.