c/lotrmemes · by Blackout@fedia.io · 1yThe older I get the more movies just blur together I still don't understand why they didn't take a European Swallow to Mt Doom but what do I know :| 207 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y
“You’ve been stabbed by the Morgul Blade of the Nazghul, a wound that never truly heals.” “I’ve had worse.”
rustydomino@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
‘Tis a flesh wound!
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
"I am no man!"
* slash *
"Tis but a scratch."
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Why wizards, Master Wayne?
Wizards frighten people, Alfrid. As a moogle I can be ignored. But as a wizard I can be incorruptible, a symbol, everylasting.
thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Ohh isn't that scene on the second gendolf doing the I shall not let you pass meme? /Satire
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
Condor is no man!