Cat been naughty and sealed away for his crimes

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19 Comments

Nougat@fedia.io · 62 pts · 1y (8 replies)

In case you're wondering, this appears to be a custom pillow.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Good, I began to feel uncontrollable anger for a second.

ThePantser@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

He's ok, cats are liquid and will return to fill shape upon release.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

For what it's worth I don't think it would look like that if you... did that, and now my stoned ass has officially spent too much time thinking about that.

hoch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

"This is fine"

-Cat

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Self-inflicted anger due to stupidity, a problem WAY too common. How do you not see that it's not real?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Thanks. I was thinking it was some fucking weird home taxidermy or something

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do you not suffocate you cat?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y

There's a joke about smothering pussy in there, somewhere, but I'll let you make it

Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
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QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Jabba the Cat

Duranie@literature.cafe · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Flashbacks to that fucking Netflix documentary, Don't Fuck with Cats.

Fuck.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I watched that. They dragged it out too much. It could have been an episode short. Also, after watching how the guy was actually caught. The police got a tip from someone that recognized him on the street. The whole "we did this, we caught him" idea of that documentary was pointless.

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah in the end those people kinda accomplished nothing

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Hopefully the friends they made along the way was worth it.

frigidaphelion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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TIN@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's like Superman 2 all over again

blackluster117@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 1y

You will bow down before Zod!

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

looks at my bonsai kitten

This is def a better space saver.

fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Look at his eyes, he doesn't even know where he is, that kitty is half baked