What naughty things will you do to me if I decide to drop by your house 🏡😉 NSFW

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deezcashews@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

First I would get you wet

Secondly, we would cuddle

Wet_cuddler@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

I will love it

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

If you're coming by tomorrow, I'm fixing on making about 4 gallons of pickling brine with like so much spicing.

Legit got 50 bucks of Saffron just to piecemeal it out for this specifically with bay leaves.

This shit gon' be FRAGRANT!

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why is every horizontal surface in your house going in a completely different direction? Like your fridge and the counter behind you look like they were hit by a hurricane.

Bob71@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

maybe they were. We don't know where she lives.

Wet_cuddler@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

I live in Texas

sufficient_bike@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Your tits are incredible

Wet_cuddler@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y

Thanks 🥰🥰

notatloss@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Two words, you sexy thing: Industrial Sabotage.

HungRussian@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Kissing down your body while my hands slide in your pants to rub your pussy before stripping you down and teasing you before pounding you till your shaking 😈

Kvothe@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

THE PERFECT TITS 🍒🍾

Bob71@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Well, there's some wallpaper I need to put up...

StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Polish those beautiful headlights and get your engine purring.