STEAL STEAL RULE

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18 Comments

PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com · 42 pts · 3y (16 replies)
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y

Source: atrocious English tabloid The Sun quoting unverified information from a Tiktoker who claims without proof to have worked for Target at some point.

Reliability: sub zero.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 3y

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3y (3 replies)

So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.

Got it.

Ser_Salty@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y

This is literally a plan that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with

Fakeaccount12312@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

I heard a guy tried that once and on his last "trip" they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.

PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 3y
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Sentinian@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y

Thanks for this. I had a feeling something was up since it almost feels like they let you steal.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y (5 replies)

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

Edit: god dammit it happened again.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

What if that's just ANOTHER Walmart trick?

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com · 15 pts · 3y

It's a shame to see the quality advice I'm missing out on on Reddit.

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Jet fuel wouldn't steal beams

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
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