Brits don't have peanut butter. I mean they do, but a tiny little 8oz jar is like £14. I only know this because peanut butter was one of the many things my British friends were interested in trying, damn near universally, when they came to visit.
I deduce from that, that the rest of this is fake, and therefore in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind 30 feet from the top of Hell in a Cell, through an announcers table and onto the concrete floor.
What? I dispute this post. The giant jar of Skippy in my cupboard disproves it conclusively. It's right next to the strawberry jam and the mango chutney.
13 Comments
xkbx@startrek.website · 41 pts · 1y
This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade
2deck@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Hope peps don't mind a couple of golden oldies :)
xkbx@startrek.website · 9 pts · 1y
I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Stupid Brits. A snake is a "danger noodle," not a "slippery dippery long mover."
SMDH
fossphi@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Shaking your dick head?
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I, too, poses a... Danger Noodle. 😏
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Brits don't have peanut butter. I mean they do, but a tiny little 8oz jar is like £14. I only know this because peanut butter was one of the many things my British friends were interested in trying, damn near universally, when they came to visit.
I deduce from that, that the rest of this is fake, and therefore in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind 30 feet from the top of Hell in a Cell, through an announcers table and onto the concrete floor.
JadedBlueEyes@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
What? I dispute this post. The giant jar of Skippy in my cupboard disproves it conclusively. It's right next to the strawberry jam and the mango chutney.
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Eating the nuts of peas is an exclusively american thing! What we have is basically ripping off us immigrants
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
lol, beef wellington (not hamberders) is probably my favorite dish
Also, I might just exclusively refer to sex as "pee pee friction pleasure" now
jqubed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I feel like I’ve seen this before but with different words
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 1y
There's a Brit to yank one too.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Motorized.... 💀