I went to the library today and asked the librarian where I could find the books about paranoia

The look on her face was a combination of fear and disguest. She said I'm not allowed back to the library.

Thinking this was my first visit, I asked why.

She leaned in and whispered "You know why!"

Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

Serious chuckle.

Solid.

Ooh, I gotta remember this!