i'm being forced to use windows and i can't set up my rice and the terminal commands are so different and what are all these apps that came on my computer
Did that but when they took me to the police station for questioning, all the police officers were forced to use Windows too! I knew I couldn't trust them so I simply did a vim icanttrustthepolice.py, typed import escape_from_police_department as according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation # gotta avoid suspicion, and now I plan to run this python file to get me out of here. Unfortunately, I need to figure out how to exit Vim...
You bury your device in rice because using it makes it hot. It sweats a lot and wet is bad. It has to be uncooked because otherwise it would have too much calories and battery gets bloated.
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sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
It's illegal to force people to use windows. Call the police.
myrrh@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 3y
Did that but when they took me to the police station for questioning, all the police officers were forced to use Windows too! I knew I couldn't trust them so I simply did a
vim icanttrustthepolice.py, typedimport escape_from_police_department as according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation # gotta avoid suspicion, and now I plan to run this python file to get me out of here. Unfortunately, I need to figure out how to exit Vim...soeren@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 pts · 3y
not sure what ricing is but i enjoy that candy crush is preinstalled.
CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 pts · 3y
You bury your device in rice because using it makes it hot. It sweats a lot and wet is bad. It has to be uncooked because otherwise it would have too much calories and battery gets bloated.
Raphael@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
Gonna cry?