Haggis ft Mash by Ben B

Source: https://x.com/NECROMANClNG/status/1841211426523738199

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16 Comments

Skua@kbin.earth · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What the fuck do you have to do to mash to make it into that? It looks like what I expect the early stages of industrial cardboard manufacturing looks like

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Dyes?

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

It's poop.

wieson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Maybe buckwheat mash or half n half

Anissem@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It’s like food from some dystopian sci fi movie

Moops@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
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Tyfud@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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soliloquy@startrek.website · 8 pts · 1y

Is the mash potatoes? The texture and colour is throwing me off

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y

I thought it was butterscotch pudding and cake for a second and thought it looked awesome.

Honestly it still kinda fucks as meat and potatoes.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How... how did they get the potatoes to... fold?

lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Best guess: runny consistency, and poured out of the pan onto the plate.

joe_archer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I think it's safe to say, if you're pouring your mashed potato, you have gone too far.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Having worked in a place that served haggis, I can confirm it smells like shit from an ass.

Comment105@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Must be easy on the digestive system when it has to do so little to process it.

rkk@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And looks like 💩

Skua@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 1y

Excellent on nachos and pizza though

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap. And, apparently, if it is Scottish, it's crrrap

Edit: legit though, haggis ain't bad, just a wee bit funky. But those potatoes+ someone needs to be banned from the kitchen

kindenough@kbin.earth · 0 pts · 1y

Holy Scottish shit!!