Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)
Meme tax, r(ule)ant below
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ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
I had a dream once where I tried to help a friend do that. His left hand got ripped off in the machine we were building to kill god.
edit: then the machine exploded in our faces
Cannot recommend.
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
This time we gonna get a proper beatdown, rush in and gang up on him. Flawless strategy.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
FGoo@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y
What I've felt is that quality trumps quantity. I could be talking to dozens of people and still feel unsatisfied, but then hang out with that one special person and then feel content for a long time.
eldain@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y
Can confirm. Deep connections recharge more than shallow ones. Get multiple special people into your life, one is not enough.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I have threeish all are busier than me…
H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y
Jump as in kick God's ass? Because I'm definitely up for that!
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
What else could we do? (Seriously, what else does jump mean??)
jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Musk asked this before going on stage at the Trump rally.
gnutrino@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jump
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
"to copulate with" wtf, who made this shit up?? The Brits?
MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Never heard someone say "I'd like to jump his/her bones"? It's more rare now but it was a thing.
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Could you tell me where you heard it so I can avoid that hellhole? thanks.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well I suppose I heard it in the old 1990s. Ya see yanglinn, there was a time afore the 'net.
H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?
H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
One can only hope.
(yeah I should have included a red circle or arrow but I had a big helping of dumbfuck juice that day apparently)
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y
I knew all the JRPGs I played would come useful someday, I'm in. Motherfucker's so dead
benignintervention@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I'll fight God with you
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Thank you benign.. intervention *suspicious eyes*
benignintervention@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It's an average, I've got some leeway... And this time it's personal
Nunar@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Wait, whose god?
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
Does it matter? Come along, we will find yours at some point.
Nunar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I don't have a god... Wait, Buffalo Wild Wings?
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
We'll smash those too
jaybone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
God sends his semen to shy awkward virgins for some reason
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Oh because boundary pushers are great at seeing that you’re shy