Dwarf sex*

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Morbid_Corvid@ttrpg.network · 21 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"Merge finances" aka combine the family jewels.

redlaWw@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

*not a euphemism

toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 3y (5 replies)

So... So how...

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

When two dwarfs love each other very much they will find a piece of earth together. It can be rock, dirt, mud, metal, or even gemstone. The two of them then shape a new baby dwarf out of the earthen materials. They both say a short blessing and imprint a portion of their personalities into the child.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 3y

That's not too far from the Tolkien lore really

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 3y

Hardcore rawdog bareback fucking is part of first base. They just take the "life" part of "sex life" seriously.

BeegYoshi@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

they just pop out of holes in the ground

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Yeah they do. 😈