POV: me explaining to kid why I shot their dad, so that they won't take vengeance on me later on

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JeezNutz@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

Dhs92@programming.dev · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Then you realize time is immutable and you're the reason he lead the third Reich

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

Well if you kill him we go to the Red Alert timeline.

EABOD25@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Watch this gif while listening to Powercore by Nekrogoblikon

reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

It's weird you would say that because I'm wearing a nekrogoblikon t-shirt right now.

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What is this animation from?

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Link: The Faces of Evil, for the Philips CDi.

Considered one of the worst games ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Link:_The_Faces_of_Evil_and_Zelda:_The_Wand_of_Gamelon

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y

Now I need to find a let's play for this...

KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

By any chance, did you kill their father because he killed your father? Have you got any sons? Does this involve your guy's grandfathers too?? This sounds like a neverending loop. Can't you all just go out fishing together or something

chillBurner@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Idk... man.. you know, uh, sometimes, good guy with gun has to stop bad guy, you know

mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y (7 replies)

time traveller?

chillBurner@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Nah, I'm just worried of this

Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father’s Murder

Sure, I can reason them out, with facts and logic

semperverus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"My name, is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

chillBurner@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

Guess I have to murder cancer to be fully mature...

mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

so you want to make people dumber?

chillBurner@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, but you can take from answer anyway as you will...

mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

hmm