c/memes · by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works · 1yDon't listen to your knife 128 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Fleur_@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Your kitchen knives are vegan?!?!? But aren’t they naturally omnivores????
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The ones I use are mostly too blunt :/
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: "No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat 'wooshing' sound"
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I do the same everytime I take something like a stick
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
If a knife isn't meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?
Check mate arteries 😏
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
My knife just says weeeee when it cuts vegetables.
Different brands maybe?
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They probably have a Japanese seppuku knives 🤔
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
suicide is cringe song
tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
The dark thoughts while holding a knife went away for me after i started cooking more. I guess i just had a knife phobia?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Bunny19@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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