Don't listen to your knife

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Fleur_@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Your kitchen knives are vegan?!?!? But aren’t they naturally omnivores????

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The ones I use are mostly too blunt :/

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: "No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat 'wooshing' sound"

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

I do the same everytime I take something like a stick

LouNeko@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

If a knife isn't meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?

Check mate arteries 😏

jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My knife just says weeeee when it cuts vegetables.

Different brands maybe?

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

They probably have a Japanese seppuku knives 🤔

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

The dark thoughts while holding a knife went away for me after i started cooking more. I guess i just had a knife phobia?

MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
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Bunny19@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

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