c/askhilariouschaos · by Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1yWhat would be the opening sentence of your autobiography? 1 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
"Ha ha, there goes the paint locker!"
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
Lol
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Thank you! It will only be available in hard copy, mailed out by me.
fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
The names of the guilty have been changed to safeguard their identity.
midsummer@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
Born on a Tuesday in a town so small it doesn’t appear on most maps, I began my journey to greatness with the sole ambition of mastering the art of procrastination and perfecting the skill of overthinking.
iii@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 1y
Born without concent
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y
🤔
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Not sure if rape baby.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Joking in the Dark: Making the executioner laugh to buy me time.