What would be the opening sentence of your autobiography?

1 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"Ha ha, there goes the paint locker!"

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lol

verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Thank you! It will only be available in hard copy, mailed out by me.

fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y

The names of the guilty have been changed to safeguard their identity.

midsummer@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y

Born on a Tuesday in a town so small it doesn’t appear on most maps, I began my journey to greatness with the sole ambition of mastering the art of procrastination and perfecting the skill of overthinking.

iii@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Born without concent

Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y

🤔

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Not sure if rape baby.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Joking in the Dark: Making the executioner laugh to buy me time.