Your mom goes to college

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11 Comments

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"I'm fat."

"Yo momma so fat she being used in a trebuchet as counterweight"

Thassodar@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

"I'm dumb."

Yo momma's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

li10@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

lol, this is kinda spot on for me.

My depression and anxiety peaks when my mum has “an episode”.

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y

"I'm a parent."

"Your mom is a parent...wait."

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

I'm a simple man. I see memes trashing Freud, I press like.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y

"Your mom is so old, she could be your parent!"

LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Poor Grover

4oreman@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 1y

based.

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Who's getting therapy, is that the kid from Home Movies?

ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Cookie monster?