Elon Musk to spend election night with Donald Trump

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Maybe they’ll get a cell together next.

Consumating their marriage?

lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

JD is with his couch, Donald with his running mate.

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Kiteo, his eyes closed.

HRDS_654@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Will there be spooning involved?

Have you seen Trump lately? There's no spooning. That's a whole ass ladle.

Thanks, I needed this.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh good. Maybe they’ll decide on murder suicide

Or we'll get lucky and an meteorite will take them out.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y

Sucking on that little mushroom?

The 🍄Trump Toad🍄 suck.

‘Speak into the microphone, Don.’ Cooed Elon, stroking his bronzer smeared toupee

Cute! Nice to them dating again. A bit of netflix and chill might help them both!

Zacpod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Pieces of shit stick together.

Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You know about shit, don't you

I am an observer of human nature. ;)

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sircac@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They have a whole country to rape, preps will be important…

Someone should check their amount of baby oil.

Can I sleep over at Dons please.

Nougat@fedia.io · -2 pts · 1y

Two birds, one stone?