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MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 69 pts · 1y (4 replies)

So 412 is the limit. Good to know.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

412... and a half?

RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wouldn't push it. Wait for half an hour if you're still hungry.

babybus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you've eaten 412 nuggets.

sourov@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Then you would be half paralysed.

ownsauce@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (6 replies)
moon@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don't ruin the vibe

babybus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Oh no, we ruined cum.

crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So the limit is actually more than 413?

ownsauce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Yes.

My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.

RangerJosie@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that's your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

How does that work?

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, like, what kind of sauce?

OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

All of them.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Nugget sauce

pickman_model@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.

steventhedev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A true historical reference

steventhedev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I mean, it is shit posting

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Oh that's easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Steven Segal?

A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey Siri, what's the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Amazing

fubarx@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

413 is amateur hour.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Or at least one for each electoral vote.