People keep refusing to buy meats from me! Just because there happens to be a forest surrounding the altar where I perform my monthly satanic rituals. Does not mean I worship trees! 😡
I just happened to be at the altar while a ritual happened to be going on and, by an amazing coincidence, I was wearing my goat leggings that day. Now I don't know how the small boy's heart ended up in my hand, but I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation...
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QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Okay… but what though?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Do not question perfection.
Elwynn@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
People keep refusing to buy meats from me! Just because there happens to be a forest surrounding the altar where I perform my monthly satanic rituals. Does not mean I worship trees! 😡
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I just happened to be at the altar while a ritual happened to be going on and, by an amazing coincidence, I was wearing my goat leggings that day. Now I don't know how the small boy's heart ended up in my hand, but I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation...