c/196 · by Laffytaffer@lemmy.world · 3yAndrule Garfield 393 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
Feirdro@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 3y
“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”
bestnerd@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
“Time for your lasagna John.”
esadatari@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
jon eagerly offers up his ass
”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 25 pts · 3y
So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔
SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
More like increases the longer he holds out
tonarinokanasan@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y
I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.
CassowaryTom@lemmy.one · 15 pts · 3y
Based.
Fontasia@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 3y
"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."
DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.