Back in the (late) 90s, for $10 or so, Elwood would record a customized "you've got mail!" message for you. I had him create one for my (now) wife, using her real first name, as well as her nickname. "Elizabeth, you've got mail!"
I don't miss having to insert a new CD for a few hours of free dialup. Waiting 5 minutes for a picture of tits to load. Fighting with my sister because she picked up the phone when I was in the middle of a fap session in the family computer room with the door wedged shut
So we loose this guy but not putin or 'you're fired' guy. If there hasn't been any sign indicating the absence of a god, I don't know what else you would need.
Meanwhile I'll keep searching for"did trump choke on a pretzel today?" On my favorite search engine that doesn't start with G.
15 Comments
millifoo@lemmings.world · 39 pts · 1y
Back in the (late) 90s, for $10 or so, Elwood would record a customized "you've got mail!" message for you. I had him create one for my (now) wife, using her real first name, as well as her nickname. "Elizabeth, you've got mail!"
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That's so awesome!
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
Oh shit
I set "You've got mail" as my default notification sound as a joke less than a week ago. (E: not quite, more like 10 days ago)
RIP, your voice was heard by millions.
atlas@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
damn, a lot of people heard your ringtone in such a short amount of time
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Man I've had enough bad news for one week :(
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Be strong for Elwood.
hperrin@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
That’s not who I wanted to see dead at 74.
sirboozebum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I really miss the early internet.
jagged_circle@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
I don't miss having to insert a new CD for a few hours of free dialup. Waiting 5 minutes for a picture of tits to load. Fighting with my sister because she picked up the phone when I was in the middle of a fap session in the family computer room with the door wedged shut
sirboozebum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I didn't miss that.
But I do miss the content, structure and vastness of the old internet.
Now it has been turned into a strip mall dominated by Facebook, Google, etc. and enshittenification.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
He looks exactly like he sounds.
c0smokram3r@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
jdw@links.mayhem.academy · 8 pts · 1y
You never really think there’s people behind these things.
jdw@links.mayhem.academy · 1 pts · 1y
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Nostalgia... https://youtu.be/dudJjUU9Nhs
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
What a boss.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So we loose this guy but not putin or 'you're fired' guy. If there hasn't been any sign indicating the absence of a god, I don't know what else you would need.
Meanwhile I'll keep searching for"did trump choke on a pretzel today?" On my favorite search engine that doesn't start with G.