magic

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6 Comments

Draegur@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y

pov: The wizard just threatened you with "I'M GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF".

neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev · 7 pts · 3y

TESTICULAR TORSION

SirBucksworth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

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"Hmmmm..."

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elbowdrop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I would make people, on live TV make little mistakes. A sneeze here, a fart there! The background falls apart, take that the teleprompter!!!!!

Valravn@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

I would transform myself into a fox then I'd be a magic fox