*shreds the solo in front of the campus quad while something falls from my peripherals*

(picks Matthew 11:29 option)

Max: "Come to me, all of those those who are-"

Kate: "You think a bible verse will fix everything? My family relationships are irreparably damaged and so is what little social status i had! Everyone will cry about me for 5 minutes and then do their usual shit again including the person who drugged me! So the least i could do is take their mental health with me by turning myself into Kate-y purée right in front of them! Now excuse me while i do a Free Bird 4:55!"

fly highhh free birddd insert 10 hour guitar solo