"Enlightenment & Progress"

1877: "Sorry black people, we're kinda in the middle of a little economic hiccup, so we're going to completely forget about you and you rights to focus on this."

Sorry, I cant hear you over all these Pringle cans popping, once you pop, it doesn't stop.

Here, go ahead, try again.

Sorry, a Nascar just zoomed by 300 times.

Here, I'm ready to listen to what you have to say now.

SURRRRRRRGGGGEEE