Absolute slander

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20 Comments

frickineh@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Maybe Chick-fil-A wouldn't give them a third sauce packet. Did you ever think maybe this person was doing their best in a sauce-deprived world?

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What were they doing eating from Chick-fil-A in the first place?

frickineh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Valid question. I haven't eaten there in years.

Shawdow194@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Right! Good chicken

Not so good morales

lengau@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

Good chicken

Lolno

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Raising Cane's or nothing.

Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh, come on! The second picture shows that the three-packet hypothesis isn't accurate either. It's a 2.8 sauce cat.

johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

I also think that they're underestimating the effects of parallax in these photos.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y

easily 3 sauce long

cat is clearly shorter than 3 sauces

ಠ_ಠ

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 41 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Americans will use anything but metric

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y

If my calculations are correct, this car is smaller than a football field.

dingus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Once during a phone call, my family needed to know the rough dimensions of something at my brother's house. He couldn't find a tape measure, but he had a jug of milk. We determined that the item we needed to know the dimensions of was the size of the height of my brother plus one milk jug.

einlander@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They're eating the cats!

haerrii@feddit.org · 13 pts · 1y

They're eating the dogs!

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I could finish that cat with only two packets of sauce. But kitten has a delicate flavor and I don't like drowning it in sauce.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Fellow shawarma enjoyer i see

YoYoMa@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 1y

Tackling the real issues!

Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 9 pts · 1y

Meh, sauces are not real. Do your own research folks.

Take that Big Sauce.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y

They've been lying to us!

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

This is completely ignoring perspective, and I'm also questioning the entire methodology how the length of this cat is measured. It's like measuring how tall someone is while sitting.

Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
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