::: spoiler NSFW recollection: Android dick
I had discovered purely from curiosity in the bath what the inside of my butthole was like, and one day I was daydreaming about an android that chould change between male and female so I could find out what it felt like to have android dick in my butt, when it hit me like a ton of bricks that men also had dicks and that I wanted to know what it felt like to have a man's dick in my butt.
I was shocked
Up to that point I had no idea I might be in the least bit gay - I was into girls. I had felt a bit funny seeing tarzan lying face down on the ground, but thought nothing of it. It was years later I understood the term bisexual. Might have saved quite a lot of confusion in the intervening years.
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25 Comments
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 3y
Imagine general grievous with a bunch of dildos instead of light sabers. 
CassowaryTom@lemmy.one · 18 pts · 3y
Why?
SmellyNinja@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y
Why not? You can do it for free you know.
CassowaryTom@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y
Nah im just curious how you got there mentally. star wars and Philip dick are in 2 pretty distinct corners of my mind.
CassowaryTom@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y
Oh. Because greivous is a cyborg. Got it. Still dumb.
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 3y
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Haha this is excellent. Well played sir/madam 👏
Ogmios@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Tarkcanis@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
For anybody wondering, it's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 3y
Or his lesser known work, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Dick?".
MarshReaper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
thought it said Electric EP
IonAddis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
It doesn't have the same feel as Blade Runner (1982), but it's still a good read. I felt like it filled BR's setting in ways that enhance the movie.
IonAddis@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
Aduentix@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Used
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
do they dream of having one? or processing someone else's?
Saneless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Even the robots can't escape the morning wood? Sad
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Pretty sure. Yeah.
deBluFlame@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Since as human as possible is the goal, totally
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
As a human person who has dreams when
it shuts off for several hourshe sleeps, do we not all dream of the male homo sapiens external genitals?blueskiesoc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I know I do.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Electric Richards
TGTX@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Isn’t this a title to a Star Trek TNG episode?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
It looks like a chrome piggy bank w/ marital aids stuck all over it...
Frank Zappa predicted this.
https://youtu.be/gUqEj2xZFw8
Ogmios@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
somebloke_orother@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y
::: spoiler NSFW recollection: Android dick I had discovered purely from curiosity in the bath what the inside of my butthole was like, and one day I was daydreaming about an android that chould change between male and female so I could find out what it felt like to have android dick in my butt, when it hit me like a ton of bricks that men also had dicks and that I wanted to know what it felt like to have a man's dick in my butt.
I was shocked
Up to that point I had no idea I might be in the least bit gay - I was into girls. I had felt a bit funny seeing tarzan lying face down on the ground, but thought nothing of it. It was years later I understood the term bisexual. Might have saved quite a lot of confusion in the intervening years. :::
Devious_Thoughts@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 3y
Mine for sure does lol