Wait until you get a load of whitewater kayaking lingo. Missed my boof stroke and my skirt imploded. Now I have to drink a bootie beer because I ate it in that nasty hole.
I failed to execute a technique (boof stroke) that lifts the kayak's bow over obstacles, and my spray skirt (the waterproof cover that seals the cockpit) failed and let water in. Now I have to drink a beer out of my water shoe (a paddling tradition/penalty when you flip over and have to exit your kayak) because I crashed badly in that dangerous hydraulic (a turbulent section of water that recirculates).
Boof stroke: A paddling technique to lift the front of the kayak
Skirt: The waterproof cover that keeps water out of the kayak
Bootie beer: A kayaking tradition where you drink a beer from your wet shoe after swimming
Hole: A hydraulic/recirculating current that can trap boats and paddlers
11 Comments
knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Wait until you get a load of whitewater kayaking lingo. Missed my boof stroke and my skirt imploded. Now I have to drink a bootie beer because I ate it in that nasty hole.
parody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y
Is this accurate?
papacraw@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
relax he's just trying to shave a few balls off his game bro. nohomo
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y
I was straight up jorkin it, but I sent my balls into a sand trap.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 4 pts · 1y
You can do better. Its all about stance and grip. Let me show you....
einlander@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Some people clean their balls by sucking on them.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Usually people say they're working on their swing. Maybe there are regional differences.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I stroke it to the east …
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I stroke it to the west …
weirdboy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well!
Zozano@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y
You guys are gross. He's obviously working through his brain hemorrhage.