I'm stroking it right now

4 strokes under my personal best!

Does anyone have a rag?

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11 Comments

knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait until you get a load of whitewater kayaking lingo. Missed my boof stroke and my skirt imploded. Now I have to drink a bootie beer because I ate it in that nasty hole.

parody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y

Is this accurate?

I failed to execute a technique (boof stroke) that lifts the kayak's bow over obstacles, and my spray skirt (the waterproof cover that seals the cockpit) failed and let water in. Now I have to drink a beer out of my water shoe (a paddling tradition/penalty when you flip over and have to exit your kayak) because I crashed badly in that dangerous hydraulic (a turbulent section of water that recirculates).

  • Boof stroke: A paddling technique to lift the front of the kayak
  • Skirt: The waterproof cover that keeps water out of the kayak
  • Bootie beer: A kayaking tradition where you drink a beer from your wet shoe after swimming
  • Hole: A hydraulic/recirculating current that can trap boats and paddlers
papacraw@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

relax he's just trying to shave a few balls off his game bro. nohomo

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y

I was straight up jorkin it, but I sent my balls into a sand trap.

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 4 pts · 1y

You can do better. Its all about stance and grip. Let me show you....

einlander@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Some people clean their balls by sucking on them.

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Usually people say they're working on their swing. Maybe there are regional differences.

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I stroke it to the east …

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I stroke it to the west …

weirdboy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well!

Zozano@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y

You guys are gross. He's obviously working through his brain hemorrhage.