the long arm of the woods

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11 Comments

Mothra@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 1y

Everything reminds me of him :_(

kemsat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

“ I am Groot 😏”

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Treebeard.

Sergio@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and they say..."

the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish..."

Dan68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Enlarged prostate?

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Could be kidney stones.

lath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

And apparently absorbed the power of them all

KenTheEagle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Always remember this line by Marshall Mathers:

"Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage"

Everything will work itself out

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Big dick energy