c/crazyideas · by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 1y

Its finally time to attach a rope to the sun

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9 Comments

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Just wait until it’s dark, it’s easier.

j4k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Old hat

Type II civilizations and spider pulsars (steering a binary star system to navigate the galaxy, ess. rope/reigns):

https://arxiv.org/abs/2309.13189

Anton Petrov's take on the paper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvP5Tj9fX5o

try harder; not crazy

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What changed?

Carvex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Finally found a hitch ring to hook it

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I don’t think a normal rope is gonna work for that.

A really long rope though …

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

We're not getting another pet. You didn't take care of the last one and I'll be damned if I'm taking care of this one.

Telorand@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

Waste of effort. We need to send an army of tigers to defeat the sun.

Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Once the rope is attached, we will then use a giant penis to swing the earth free from its orbit, freeing Mother Earth from eons of a marriage she didn't ask for and did not want.

Bookmeat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Isn't this Maui from Hawaiian tradition?