Chick-Fil-A delivery robot looks like it was designed by the Imperial German tank department.

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

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iii@mander.xyz · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Delivery drones in trench warfare is already a thing.

It turns out it's better to fly than to have flimsy wheels.

SolOrion@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

World War 3 is gonna be fuckin wild. Pinned in trenches, the enemy tryna intercept tendie deliveries in order to break morale.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The driver:

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN??

WANTED BY INTERPOL AND UNSC

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

Slap a flamethrower on that bad motherhubberd And we got are self a Chick flambé

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

It should be chicken shaped

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

That's the AT-ST

... Or was that the other imperials?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I thought that was Mars

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

It is.
Always has been.

The big red borb planet.

todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Oh it really is a shitty company, huh?

Well, in that case I'm happy I posted a gay nazi that very much enjoyed his little tank.

shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y

hate chicken, checks out

enbyecho@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Pretty sure that's designed to harass queer people.

On the plus side - spoked wheels - it's clearly easily defeated with a stick.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Filling As of chicks would harass queer people?

Megacorps are meat grinders, and they prefer human meat.
I wander what flavour soylent green they offer ...

enbyecho@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is it really news to you that Chick Fil-A is as rabidly anti-LGBTQ as Hobby Lobby?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't know any of those things, we pay humans to deliver our food here.
(But I also never eat at chain restaurants that are here)

And no, I'm not surprised, I just don't recall any specifics.

enbyecho@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Ohhh, absolutely top-shelf bigots megacorp, no kidding, wtf.

Giving them money is just directly financing hate.

And now they have shitty tanks.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

literally this

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

TONK will fire food at point-blank distance, ask for tip.

TitularyDespotOfOstrich@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

When the robot drops the food at the wrong trench

obinice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was literally about to mention Gruber, and when the post finished loading there he was looking surprised xD

My little tank!~

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Aww, I'm glad people remember.

Perhaps in 50 years there will be a show with some "my little drone" wartime character.