In every relationship, one loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, the other like a raccoon on meth

I'm the Scandinavian architect, partner loads it like a raccoon on meth, which is odd as he is a spectacularly good cordon bleu cook and is generally the one that is ordered and tidy around the house

Which are you

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Mononon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

The architect. You'd think my husband has some kind of head injury that prevents him from understanding shapes by the way he just throws everything in there.

girl@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I have figured out that my husband has very poor spacial awareness haha, I think that explains his abuse of the dishwasher

edit: did not realize this was a gaybros community lol

dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

The description says “AskGayBrosOver30 is a place for supportive and friendly conversations between over 30 adults.” Sooo as long as you’re old enough, you’re good :-)

waterbogan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

You should see the way some of the people stack the dishwashers at my work..... I have even put printed diagrams on the front of the machines graphically depicting how they work and why a cup facing upwards will not end up clean, ditto a horizontal stack of plates on top of each other

timetravelingnoodles@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

My favorite is when I open it to put dishes away and she’s stacked 6 bowls in random places and 3 spoons then runs it while leaving everything else in the sink because “Dishwasher is full”