Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713

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aubertlone@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 3y

A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a "14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall" of his colon.

damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go

Omgarm@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Well that's sad...

SwallowsDick@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (3 replies)

What was he wearing?

delial@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 3y

Nothing, the floozy

keeb420@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

A novelty tee

doppelgangmember@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

cursed upvote

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Of course it's Florida

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 3y

Florida manatee

ArugulaZ@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y

Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."

Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Poor Hugh.

That's a lot of sentences I never thought I'd read.