c/nottheonion · by atx_aquarian@lemmy.world · 3yManatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713128 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
aubertlone@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 3y
damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go
Omgarm@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y
Well that's sad...
SwallowsDick@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y
What was he wearing?
delial@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 3y
Nothing, the floozy
keeb420@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
A novelty tee
doppelgangmember@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
cursed upvote
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 3y
Of course it's Florida
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 3y
Florida manatee
ArugulaZ@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y
Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Poor Hugh.
That's a lot of sentences I never thought I'd read.