And before you ask, no, I'm not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.
You really are a mad scientist. You're in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!
A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth... "Declare martial law, prove you're a real man, don't ask where I got those Prada bags.."
Source: am Shakespeare expert
Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don't like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.
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nuke@sh.itjust.works · 123 pts · 1y
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 1y
1% chance this is real, but I like those odds.
god@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 1y
Took me so long to realize he's dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 1y
Yeah, dead... nervous laughter
And before you ask, no, I'm not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
You really are a mad scientist. You're in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
His heart and lungs are those of a 20 year old, due to hot dog juice.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
hmmm 🤔
CHKMRK@programming.dev · 24 pts · 1y
Wait, what's this?
ITS PRIGOZHIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Thayt mayn has a fambly!
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 1y
What's going on in korea?
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 1y
martial law but jk nm
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
guys, it was just a prank!
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth... "Declare martial law, prove you're a real man, don't ask where I got those Prada bags.." Source: am Shakespeare expert
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
He's baaaaack
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
South Korean coup?
Nope, it's me Prigozhin!
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don't like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Is this delayed fallout from Park Geun-hye–Choi Soon-sil Gate?
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I wouldn't be surprised but I thought those prosecutions were all done.
Clbull@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Prigozhin?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's the guy from Garage54