Sleep is free

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FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What if the rest of the movies were his fever dream as he succumbs to the bite?

alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That would explain the declining quality of the sequels as his brain overheats from the fever.

The last movie would be him winning over the sinister six and in reality, Aunt may is weeping as they turn off his life support.

Must have had United Healthcare.

Not all heroes wear spandex.

wsheldon@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And he gained superpowers. The woke-left nanny-state democrats are letting green goblins attack our children.

they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin goblins green

He lived though and was more than fine so its a good thing he couldn't waste tax payer money. /s

Yea kids, if you get bit by a spider, go home, lock your door and sleep it off; chances are you'll wake up with super powers!

^/s