I’ve been thinking. When life gives you cucumbers? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the cucumbers back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn cucumbers! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me cucumbers! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the cucumbers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible cucumber that burns your house down!
12 Comments
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 3y
It is Zim's companion...Gir!
Blademax@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 3y
"It's Me! I was the (Lemonade) all along!" ... "I was the (Lemonade)! Meee!"
-Gir
Random_user@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Still use that on a weekly basis.
sycamore@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
When life gives you cucumbers, make lemonade.
Deceptichum@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you cucumbers? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the cucumbers back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn cucumbers! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me cucumbers! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the cucumbers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible cucumber that burns your house down!
kemsat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Doom doom do-do-do doom
e033x@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
('_ ')
Ignacio@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Lemonietzsche.
FederalAlienSmuggler@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Doesn't seem very impressed that you're drinking it
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
If lemonade gives you life. Befriend it before it hunts you in your nightmares.