::: spoiler Image ID: ID: the top half of the image is set on a grey background. It says: "Stop buying your loved ones BORING gifts like: Severed Plant Genitals" next to a crossed out graphic of flowers, "Roasted Bean Bar" next to a crossed out graphic of a bar of chocolate, and "Shiny Rocks" next to a crossed out graphic of a diamond ring. There are also a couple of sad emojis.
The bottom half of the image is set on a bright sparkly background. It says: "Instead get them something they'll REALLY appreciate: Heat Death of the Universe" next to a graphic of the universe in flames with a green tick next to it, "Rift in Spacetime" next to a graphic of that rift with a green tick next to it, and finally "Cursed Knowledge" next to a graphic of an ancient looking book with a green tick next to it. There are also a couple of starry eyed emojis. :::

18 Comments
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y
i'd like cursed knowledge. where can i get some?
sulgoth@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
The W in the Hollywood sign isn't symmetrical, enjoy.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
As someone who can't stand things being asymmetrical, I hate you.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
thank you but i just find that funny
GluWu@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
D̨̛͓̫͔̯̙͔͎̞̯̼̞͓̯̳̠̰̳̺̳̮͍̥̻͈̻͓̖̺̦̭̭̼̮͕͍̞̪̓͆̈́̈̆̑́̉́̃͋̍̽̌̆̂̓͆̋̊̄͛̏̌̈́̒͂̈́͑̋̆̚̕͜͝ͅM̧̨̡̨̢̛̛̛̖͓̪̰̟̘̹̠͓͙͇͈̳͚͖͓̙̗̗̤͔̥͔͐̇̈́̈̋͌̌̏̾͆̅̃̇͛͐̈͐̀̓̓̓̐͆̆̋͐̆̉̒͋͒̆̐̊̎̄͒͛͗̕̚̕͘̚̕̚͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ ̨̧̜̲̙͚̫̰̺͔͕̫̞̭͎̻̙̥̀͑̎̋̾̑͊̿̅̃̎͒͐̐̅̽̏̍̓͆̃̕͝m̨̛̖̠̣̤͙͖̩̬͕̠̼̦̼̭̟̳͍͔̙̗̖͓͎̖̮̣̌̒́̈́̀̾̿͗̅̎̉̐̊͒̓̀͋̈́́̿́̑̑́́͒̃̈́̈́̇̐̂̔̐͆̈́̽̃̄̈̆́̾̓͂̉̌́̈́̕͘̕̕͠͠͝͝ȩ̨̡̢̧̢̧̼̹͇̤͎̻̳͔͎̟̭̹̟̻͔̳̮̙̞̼̳̥̦̞̰͈̗̮̫̜̻̖͙̙̭̘̬͉͕̖̳̺̟͓̗͉̿̋̒͋̆͐̓̃̏̍̽͐̿̅͊̋̍̑͗̀͘̚͜͝͝͝͝
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
i didnt know dming was a thing on lemmy until now
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Thay.
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Klaatu barada necktie?
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
where is that
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Semen Displacement as a Sperm Competition Strategy in Humans
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470490400200105
90 citations.
Enjoy.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
everything i got was just random facts. except this. this is cursed. thank you.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Put it on your Christmas list and then Santa (the letters may be in a different order tho) will bring you some.
random@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
try setting up wordpress and postgres on aws
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
I mean flowers are always fun, especially for vegan friends:
I castrated a plant for you. Here's it's genitals; enjoy.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
If that's what you give your vegan friends, I'm kinda scared about what you give to your meat-eating friends...
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Prairie oysters.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
This is the cursed and forbidden knowlage
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
The first one is a bummer. But the second two if you know how to fully utilize them can be extremely useful.