c/wouldyourather · by HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 1y

Would you rather always have to sneeze but never sneeze or always have to fart but never fart?

9 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world

5 Comments

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sneeze. It's like life now with allergies.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Lol I have them but at least I sneeze every once in a while. I hate when I have to sneeze and it just doesn't happen. It's such a tease lol.

CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fart. At least I won’t stink up an elevator ever again

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

I need that flex lol. I go into an empty elevator, and rip one before I leave. Someone won't be too happy on another floor.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Fart, easily. Sure it is uncomfortable but I never fart ever again and that is a decent enough trade off imo. Atleast when compared to the sneeze edging