I've never seen the police try this hard to catch one person for a crime like this. It honestly pisses me off. They're either showing their true colors, or they all have UnitedHealth through their job.
A law enforcement source said earlier today: "We have received new information which strongly suggests the killer may be from, or have connections to, the The Bahamas, Thailand, or Cote d’Azur. I shall personally be heading up investigative teams to visit each of these locations in the rigorous pursuit of justice!"
I heard they think the killer's name is Johnny and they bet they find him. He'll take their bet and they're gonna regret cause he's the best there's ever been.
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TommySoda@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
I've never seen the police try this hard to catch one person for a crime like this. It honestly pisses me off. They're either showing their true colors, or they all have UnitedHealth through their job.
corvi@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
This probably means they don’t have UnitedHealth. Otherwise they’d be helping.
ramble81@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
If by “true colors” you mean “police work for the corporations to protect their interests”, then yes you are right.
thr0wmeaway@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1y
118 Americans die every day from gun violence and cops sleep through most, but you take out one CEO and they'll go to the ends of the earth.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
About 2 gun murders every day in NYC alone, none of which have had remotely this level of scrutiny.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
I'm sure they use the same amount of effort and money for every murder... At least for every billionaire.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 1y
What a brilliant scheme!
A law enforcement source said earlier today: "We have received new information which strongly suggests the killer may be from, or have connections to, the The Bahamas, Thailand, or Cote d’Azur. I shall personally be heading up investigative teams to visit each of these locations in the rigorous pursuit of justice!"
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I heard they think the killer's name is Johnny and they bet they find him. He'll take their bet and they're gonna regret cause he's the best there's ever been.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
If they catch him, he's going to be a martyr.