This app requires access to your contacts

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28090390

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/35018512

Far more than c/mildlyinfuriating

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y

Fallofturkey@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Glad I'm not the only one that keeps a slice of blueberry pie on the floor in front of my toilet room

Mothra@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 1y

Best place to store blueberry pie

WagnasT@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

You are out of flushes, please drink a verification can to enjoy more flushes.

electric@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is probably a real thing somewhere.

catsup@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 1y

Maybe in Japanese toilets? idrk

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How else would it tell everyone I know that I just took a shit??

Important functionality imo

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

There's an app for that

zante@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
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festnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

japanese technological innovations:
*way better experience*

united states technological innovations:
*every single piece of furniture needs a different app to be used*

what'll the US citizens need next? a new app to get all of the other apps?

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

I'm really starting to wish apps didn't become mainstream because it's painful to be forced to download the app for a website I barely use when I could just use the website if they had a better UI or didn't shove their app down your throat.

KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Lol brilliant