Rulejitzu

329 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 1y

If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

toynbee@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.

I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔

duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

You can buy floppy ones

Also, now I really want to see someone do that

ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.

cowboydiplomat@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.

Now get off my lawn.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y

You deserve better

Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y