different strokes for different folks

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11 Comments

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 3y (2 replies)

As someone who’s suffered a stroke, I normally wouldn’t laugh at this, but since it’s Mitch McConnell it feels okay.

If it felt like suffering you should consider seeing a urologist.

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asphaltkooky@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y (3 replies)

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auhu@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

wait is that not allowed

foggy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Mandatory cock cages for all at the porn theater.

Idk, the past was weird. Who would go to a porn theater, at all?

If there was a chance you could see peewee whackin it? That'd be enough to convince me.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.

Also, hehe, he said stroke.

I’m an idiot and didn’t fully get it until reading your comment, but when I did get it I laughed hard. Thx

I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

Peruvia@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Suggesting an international holiday when Mitch dies.

Bootheal0179@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This reminded me of the old song by Jennifer Charles and Lovage “Stoker Ace” https://youtu.be/I6opOz3Y9-w

Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote

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