DANGER

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7 Comments

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"There they was, clad dark as the nights sky. Only the faint glow of their laserblades gave away their position. We was truly sunk, so I thought, until my first mate Incontinent Jim had a brilliant idea.

So we all started shittin' in the cannons..."

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

What a wild day to be literate

expatriado@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

shit is scary

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Is that you, Dan?

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You're thinking about oxygen. Oxygen can't catch you if you're on fire.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I can deal with the others but you can’t shoot your way out of shit.