Fun fact; 100% of all robberies-gone-wrong happen because the burglar is a bit peckish, can't find their favourite cereal, and so they get murderously hangry
This is why you should always keep the favourite cereals of your local burglar on hand
I used to think it was heart attack and stroke due to poor cardiovascular health from the high amount of carbs from eating one bowl after another in series.
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Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Maybe they should. You dirty "fruity rocks" eater
/s I love fruity pebbles
ignotum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Fun fact; 100% of all robberies-gone-wrong happen because the burglar is a bit peckish, can't find their favourite cereal, and so they get murderously hangry
This is why you should always keep the favourite cereals of your local burglar on hand
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Ahhh, that's why they make those adorably tiny, miniature cereal boxes! They're not single serving, they're compact, for concealed carry!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I used to think it was heart attack and stroke due to poor cardiovascular health from the high amount of carbs from eating one bowl after another in series.
korny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yum, Froot Poops.
eightpix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
"Cereal Killer", Method Man & Redman, Blackout!, 1999.